Gustav Lindqvist 🇸🇪 @gustav@jkpg.rocks

A few years ago I made this flow chart of which Mastodon posts end up in which timelines!

So, you can see how each instance will have a different local timeline, and even a slightly different federated timeline - and you can see why the federated timeline moves so much faster than the local one, too.

This is why it's important to boost good posts and use hashtags - the fediverse is fragmented and harder to search by nature.

[ #mastodon #meta #tootorial #howto #mastopedia #mastotip ]

Svenska akademin? Menade du:

I bought two gameboy colors (gameboys color?) from j4u to fix up and mod. the one on the left was sold as "needs repair" but worked fine, especially after I cleaned the button contacts. the one on the right was sold as "doesn't work" and has... let's say *extensive* corrosion damage. the pics show what it looked like after my attempt to deal with the corrosion and removing the negative battery terminal (which didn't even have continuity from front to back)

And the winner is… Ukraine!

Congratulations to the Kalush Orchestra for their emotive winning song ‘Stefania’, which captured the hearts of Europeans tonight.

Europe stands with you tonight and always.

#Eurovision #StandWithUkraine

Att byta ut sin profilbild mot en jävla NATO-logga måste vara grund för avfriendning va

A statement I need to make:

#Fediverse #ActivityPub

One of the weirdest things for us humans to explain to space aliens is our affiliation for electromagnetic radiation between 420 to 750 terahertz. The ETs are like "why the heck do you have these 'lamps' and 'LED screens' and 'plants'?" We're like "haven't you heard of light?" and they're like "he ain't heavy, he's my brother" and we're like "we're not talking about your hot symbiotic co-pilot growing out of your forehead, which, cool look btw" and they're like "'hot', 'cool', 'look'? More radiation talk".

"Terrans have hundreds of words for radiation", they'll say.

Uh, I'm gonna try to sleep some more, big day today. Just wanted to send a report from my oneironautic space travels.

I just noticed "foreach" on npm is controlled by a single maintainer.

I also noticed they let their personal email domain expire, so I bought it before someone else did.

I now control "foreach" on NPM, and the 36826 projects that depend on it.

1. Buy expired NPM maintainer email domains.
2. Re-create maintainer emails
3. Take over packages
4. Submit legitimate security patches that include package.json version bumps to malicious dependency you pushed
5. Enjoy world domination.

Oh. Your. God. #genius